“Thus, for example, a vulgar historian will relate to us the most insignificant actions of a hero with a scrupulousness as great as that bestowed on his sublimest exploit, and will dwell as lengthily on his pedigree, his costume, and his household as on his projects and his enterprises.” – Friedrich Schiller

I talk about vulgar things in vulgar ways. This is history for the common people. And it kicks ass.